Welcome to my realm! I am PESTILENCE of the 4 horsemen of apocalypse. HOTA stands for Horsemen Of The Apocalypse. This is where my demonic side resides. To help you get to know me better, here is an article about me.
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This link will take you to my thinkgeek crazy page.
1 4m 0n3 1337 H4x0r D00d!!
Some of my finest work.
My friend Death.
Oh my god they killed napster!!!!!!
I play counter-strike and am in a clan called Rainbow Six(origanal A'?). Leaving my name as ]:R6:[ -=Pe$TiLeNcE=- [HoTa] (HOTA for horseman of the appocalypse).
I picked this up in one of the games I play:
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My friend Kando led a clan called Unlucky 13. I think that clan is gone now but i still like the pics they made. He's not a horsemen but he's the next best thing ;)
Green monkeys fly at mid-night, run for your lives!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!
I play Diablo II as well. It's awesome!
I cut that guy in half hahaha.
I also play an N64 game called Perfect Dark. Although I like PC games, I think this game is great! I've already beat it but there's still lots to do after the fact.
When running away anytime whether it be in a game or real life you must say EEEEEP!!!!!
I drink Bawls. It's the best drink ever, it r0x0rs, and it's better than jolt ever was (not that I have anything against jolt I kinda like it but bawls is better so LEAVE ME ALONE!!!), and mostly caffine!!
Now I shall seranade you, feel free to sing along.
The green monkey chowder helps the medicine go down, medicine go down, medicine go down.....
Here is a crude drawing (made by me) of my brother, RedPicasso. My brother is a programer/hacker and here is his programming site. My bro's pretty good, he made this background for me. Oh yeah and he's war from the four horsemen of apocalypse, but he changed his name (to the great displeasure of the horsemen) to Krieg. My friend famine is not mentioned cause I don't like him much (j/k).
I also play Mech Warrior 4 now. It's a great game and just as addictive as all my other games =).
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Here are the rules to sissy slap fighting!!
Tenchi Muyo is a great cartoon!! Argueably the best cartoon ever, in my mind. I watch it every weekday. You should watch it some time, you might just like it!!
Dragon ball Z is a great cartoon too. It's said to be the greatest action cartoon on earth.
I watch another cartoon called gundam wing. It's a bit harder to follow than the others.
Out of all the pilots and gundams my favorite is Duo Maxwell and the gundam DeathScythe!!
I shat in my pants!!!!!!!!!!
I know how to make green monkey chowder!!! To find out you MIGHT click thislink. But the smarter of you will just continue reading. To make monkey chowder you must first know how to make clam chowder, so go find out!!! Then you need a green monkey that flies at mid-night.
Kill the monkey.
Then dice it into small pieces (no pic of that). Then proceed in makeing clam chowder but substitute the diced monkey for the clam.
I also know how to make green monkey stew!!!! For this you must first know how to make beef stew. Then you need a green monkey that flies at mid-night.
Next you kill the monkey.
Then you dice the monkey and proceed in making beef stew with monkey instead of beef. Now you know how to make monkey chowder and stew!!!! Next week we learn Koala dishes!!!! (Thank me l8r.)
I UPDATE THIS SITE ALMOST DAILY (every time I get a new idea)SO VIST OFTEN!!!!
And don't be afraid to send me any ideas to make my site better!!!!
You can email me at hota_pestilence@hotmail.com or icq me: